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pt4

the initial teaser that was realesed didnt give us any actual info about th estory or something, the only thing we get is our handler saying something like "we've been getting evacuation protocls for our agents around the world" honestly i dont know what that means but whatever we mostly just see clips of the missions one of which is in somebodies house and theres this little robot guy (who we find out later is name Robutler) the second teaser is the one that reveals the villian, Dr. Roxana Prism and unlike john i love her cause shes obviously also kinda egotistical but thats becasue shes a really good inventor johns just a narcicist. so she used to be an inventor for the agency but then she left because she wanted to prove that her robots were better than human agents and its unclear if she works with zoraxis or not cause theres one point where she says "every time WE encounter agent phoenix we get stronger" so idk cause also after the second game everybody knows that zoraxis is evil now so they cont really do anymore big evil projects anyways prism is the same lady who created our telekinetic chips so yeah we see more of the missions like the one where we're in a car chase and its really cool and theres a truck that shoots fire and then theres one where we're underwater and theres this big squid or octopus idk we just see a big tentacle and then theres this one where we're in some sort of mine, another one where we're in like the mountains in a gondala or whatever they're called and then obviously theres the house one which we know is called "Operation: House Call" so theres all the obvious stuff but then i noticed something because in the last game in every mission theres this trophey you can find and theres an equivilant in this game called robot tropheys and we see like tow of them but then theres this other thing called "phanton medals" i have absoulutly no clue what the hell those are but you can see what looks like a door in our office (not an office actually its like a garage but its better than the thing we had last time which was literally just a van) and theres seven circle indentations(?) so whatever the phanton medals are i think they go into that door and then after you get all of them the door(?) opens and it probably gives us something or we go somewhere and then under that we can see some of the acheivments you can get in operation house call like the other games and one of them says you have to tell prism that humans are better than robots but i dont know how we're going to do that because obviously we cant talk but the acheivment is called soundboard so maybe that has something to do with it but still idkSo yeah thats all i got the games are made by shell games look up the teasers for cog in the machine its great play or watch gameplay of the previous two its great i love it YIPPE

ok thats all

pt2

Then theres the second game (i expect you to die 2: the spy and the liar) which is obviously better than the first game the first game is great but the second game has better graphics and gameplay and stuff and it also has an actual main villian throughout the entire game however it sucks because the main villian SUCKS SO MUCH I HATE HIME SO MUCH but ill talk about him later so we start by sneaking backstage in some play because we think zoraxis is going to do something there because the prime minister is going to be there (the prime minister is one of the four heads of state which are basically the four people who run the world) so we sneak backstage and our handler is in the crowd who said he was there to keep an eye on the prime minister but honestly he probably only went cause he wanted to see john juniper who was the lead in the play and even after everything that happens during the mission he still doesnt get the hint that hes EVIL HES THE MAIN VILLAIN HE WORKS WITH ZORAXIS OBVIOUSLY hes not even that good of an actor tbh but whatever we get there and we find out their plan was this maski was going to lower and shoot poisonis gas that would kill everyone so they could take the prime ministre but obviously we stop them and make the mask blow up instead and then after four zoraxis operatives try to kill us we think 'wow we did it we stopped their plans and saved the prime minister' but then our handler comes in and tells us 'oopsies i lost the prime minister' and the coincitantly he changes his mind and says he likes zoraxis the next day but whatever thats not the worst thing that happened cause then our handler tells us that they were contacting witnesses and of course they called john and of course he had info cause HE WORKS WITH THEM but again our handler is dumb so he sends us on his stupid private self flying jet cause hes in europe and of course he has a self flying private jet cause hes a rich white man not a straight rich white man cause hes definitly gay and i say that both as a fact and an insult anyways like we all saw coming (besides our handler) stuff goes wrong the jest basicaly a flying death trap and once we reroute the plan from a zoraxis to an agency base john gets all pissy cause hes annoying and is talking to us through an intercom so since hes pissy he launches A MISSLE AT US but since were so cool we get the defense systems workign again but uh oh the cover that was supposed to slide away so the flares can launch but its stuck and we can see the missle from the window so we say screw it we put on an oxygen mask break the window reach out and unstuck the thin ourselves and then the flares shoot and we blow up the missle and its great but then pissy john is still pissy and he finds out were the same agent who was on the death engine cause apparently were the only ones who would do it and this is where we get our name agent phoenix and i swear this comes out of sowhere he just says it and then leaves it makes me laugh everytime cause its so stupid but anyways mf says "i believe a pesky phoenix has risen from the ashes" sounds cool on paper maybe but dear god when he says it its so stupid and funny and i hate it and love it at the same time. anywasy then we have to go sneak into the fabricators workshop who is the lady who made the mask and the original hot lady (but now we're gonna get another lady > but then we find out their plan their plan is to kidnap the four heads of state the john pretends to be them by using this thing called the mimic mask to get to their nuclear codes so we put a tracking chip in the mask and then we track john down to a castle in the alps becasue of course he has a castle in the apls where hes holding a party with the primeir where hes gonna kidnap him and stuff cause hes the last head of state he needs so we sneak into his wine cellar beat up his butler shove him in a box and take his place cause we need this breifcase john has which has the nuclear codes in it so we make him panic by setting of the defensive mines and make him think theyre under attack so we kill all his gaurds and then he freaks out and sends us the breifcase cause he still thinks were gibson the butler but then he comes down and gibson rats us out so they know were in there now he tries to kill us like three times

(warning for caps i got very excited while writing this)

MY SPECIAL INTEREST IS MY LITTLE PONY AND ITS BEEN THAT SINCE AROUND WHEN FIM CAME OUT I THINK OR A LITTLE BIT BEFORE THAT BC I REMEMBER WATCHING THE GEN 3 MOVIES JJNHEDNFJ

MY FAVORITE GEN IS FIM BUT THE OLDER ONES ARE SO COOL TOO I WATCHED GEN 1 AND ITS SO INTERESTING TO ME BC THERES HUMANS AND OTHER CREATURES AND I ALSO LIKE FINDING PARALLELS BETWEEN OLDER CHARACTERS AND THE FIM CHARACTERS!!! AS FOR GEN 5 I DONT LIKE THE 3D ANIMATION VERY MUCH AND IM STILL TRYING TO GET USED TO THE NEW WRITING AND THE LORE KIND OF MAKES ME UPSET BC ITS SUPPOSED TO BE CONNECTED TO FIM BUT IT FORGETS STUFF FROM THE OLD GENERATION!!! ahBSHBFhf I ALSO LIKE FINDING CHARACTERS THAT COULD BE NEURODIVERGENT WHICH IS ALMOST EVERY CHARACTER IN FIM, MINTY, AND PROBABLY MORE THAT I AM NOT REMEMBERING RN!!

IVE BEEN HYPERFIXATING ON RANBOO FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS AND DIALTOWN NOW IM STARTING TO GET IN RESIDENT EVIL AND STUFF LIKE THAT AAAAAAAAAAA

oh boy oh man i just recently changed hyperfixations/spins from It to stranger things after 2 years and i am just /screaming/.

i am an angst person, right? so obviously i had to attach myself to mike wheeler cause that boy has /issues/ even if will is the main main character.

i love putting mike in Situations in my writing (surprise! i write fanfic!). he's just so /interesting/ to write! plus i have my money on mike and will reciprocated love, so it's fun to write him pining so badly but being so oblivious. also projecting my problems on him is fun, so...

Also! i've been listening to so much bears in trees lately...