really ridiculous/funny stories

compost_in_training 11/29/2022 12:46 pm 316

ok ok so about a week and a half ago my sister went to spend the night at her friends house the exact night i went to spend the night at my girlfriends house and shortly after we both got home my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said 'my celery is sleepy O-O' and so i asked her what the heck and she just repeated it and we both broke down in laughter. then the next morning i grabbed a piece of celery and ate it very aggressively and said 'b!tch aint sleepy no more'

just a few nights ago when we (sister and i) were doing the dishes she noticed me doing the raptor arm things (cuz autism) and she pointed it out and i did possibly the sh!ttiest doofenshmirtz impression ever and then crab walked out the door

my girlfriend (friend at the time), best friend and i were leaving the homecoming dance and this #yeehaw_hetero was piling like 7 people into his truck and his passenger door wouldnt shut. they tried slamming it several times and it just wouldnt stay closed. he finally went and checked the door. apparently there was a tire iron in the door frame and when he pulled it out he said "Who put a tire iron in my god dang door?!" the three of us just randomly quote that at each other now cuz it was the highlight of the night and it was funnyyyy

if you have ridiculous/funny/both/neither stories please drop them in the comments :3 (i have nothing to do in school so :v)