gimmie random quotes from shrek

josuyasu 7/30/2022 08:47 am 279

i need a good laugh please


mines in my bio blush


i love you daddeh love

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Aug 2, 2022 3:07 am

1.this is the part where you run away

2.Dead broad off the table

3.ogres are like onions

4.Onions have layers,Ogres have layers

5.And then one time, I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day

Jul 31, 2022 1:17 am

DONKE

Jul 30, 2022 11:17 pm

S: well how do you feel?

D: i dont feel any different do i look any different??

P: you still look like a azz to me

Jul 30, 2022 10:38 pm

Vamos princesa, no eres tan fea. Bueno, sí. Eres fea, pero sólo eres así doce horas al día. Shrek es feo todo el año

Qué tal un caramelito de menta? Porque te canta el aliento, Casi me matas el pelo del hocico

Jul 30, 2022 9:04 am

my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty, must be a high school