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Your best life hacks to getting out of school?

natluvscats688 5/12/2022 06:18 am 428

i need some.

i mean i have one now, to get out of softball, but i need more bc i cant just meet with my counselor everyday

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  • Kennasowner
May 17, 2022 8:44 pm

mass murder

May 17, 2022 4:20 pm

This excuse only works around the beginning of the year if you have a big school but show up when class is almost over like "Sorry I just needed help finding the room"

May 12, 2022 10:15 am

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: @Daydreamer: @alexspuppie: yall these are so good thank u sm

May 12, 2022 9:04 am

say you have a migraine, my school sends you home if you have one or at least let’s you lie down for the rest of the day

  • alexspuppie
May 12, 2022 7:34 am

@Rand0m_S1mp: as silly as it is, it works and ive done it countless times! eyeroll

May 12, 2022 7:27 am

@alexspuppie: im trying not to laugh

May 12, 2022 6:58 am

ask people to “accidentally” push u down the stairs but make it actually seem like an accident so the person doesnt get charged w like, idfk manslaughter LMAO

or jus provoke a fight or make urself vomit



May 12, 2022 6:56 am

If you’re good at acting just fake being really sick, and as alexspuppie said diarrhea and fake vomit are pretty good, plus as someone with IBS I can tell you having diarrhea and constipation at once is very real, if you tell someone you can’t shit, it burns/hurts, and extremely running when you do I bet they’d let you stay home no questions about it kao yes

  • alexspuppie
May 12, 2022 6:27 am

fake diarrhea, your parental unit has to take you out of school no matter what and theres not anything the nurse can do to make sure youre being genuine,,,

or the night befor mush up a bunch of random food and like heavy cream and stuff, dump it in the toilet and say u threw up

May 12, 2022 6:24 am

ask to use the bathroom, go to the nurse, idk any else lol

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