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Wish I could get some fuking sleep without wasting all my w$$d but melatonin ain't got sh!t on you babe. I'm feeling like a kid again. Or maybe I need better friends or maybe I just need a wake-up call. You're not that tall, you're really not my type at all and I think you hate me anyway. You're a v!rg!n, and I'm just a m$th h$ad. I think you're cute, and you think I'm a junk!e. You haven't learned to fck, and I'm royally fcked because you're you and you fcked up and cared about me. I wanna be run down by a train, let the wheels smash my brain, but then I'd just be proving you right. So I guess I ruined being friends what else did you expect. You should've known I'm just a fcking mess and all that's left is the crazy b!tch you called the cops on.

Wednesday Nov 16, 2022, 6:39 AM

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Healing the world with comedy, indescribable power of your comedy. The world needs direction from a white guy like me (Bingo!) Who is healing the world with comedy. That's it! The world is so... f*cked up. Systematic oppression, income inequality, the other stuff, and there's only one thing that I can do about it. While— While being paid and being the center of attention. Healing the world with comedy, making a literal difference, metaphorically. A Jew walks into a bar, and I've saved him a seat, that's healing the world with comedy. I'm a special kind of white guy, I self-reflected, and I wanna be an agent of change. So I am gonna use my privilege for the good (Very cool, way to go!) American white guys we've had the floor for at least four hundred years, o maybe I should just shut the f*ck up.

I'm bored.

I don't wanna do that. There's got to be another way for me to help out without standing on the sidelines. The wait is over, I'm white, and I'm here to save the day. Lord, help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side. Healing the world with comedy, making a literal difference, metaphorically, and yes, most likely, they'll pay me, but I'd do it for free. I am healing the world with comedy. If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke don't panic, call me, and I'll tell you a joke. If you see white men dressed in white cloaks don't panic, call me, and I'll tell you a joke. Oh sh!t, should I be joking at a time like this? If you start to smell burning toast you're having a stroke or overcooking your toast. If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke don't panic, call me, and I'll tell you a joke. If you see white men dressed in white cloaks don't panic, call me, and I'll tell you a joke. Oh sh!t should I be joking at a time like this? Somebody help me out, 'cause I don't know and I want to help to leave this world better than I found it; and I fear that comedy won't help, and the fear is not unfounded. Should I stop trying to be funny? Should I give away my money? No! I know what I gotta do. Healing the world with comedy, making a literal difference, metaphorically. I swore I'd never be back, but now I'm back on my feet and I'm healing the world with comedy

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