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WELCOME TO THE GREMLIN SWAMP, ENTER IF YOU DARE

—or don’t. I can’t stop you. But if you’re reading this, congrats! You are now legally required to deal with my nonsense :p

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WHO AM I??

Some say I am a goblin who crawled out of the sewers, others say I was created in a lab when someone spilled energy drink on a pile of Sanrio plushies. The truth? A mystery. BUT, you may know me as Adawewe, Cosmo, or Froglord. Or honestly, whatever you want. Call me the same way you’d refer to a slightly damp rat stealing a french fry. I will respond.

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BASIC GREMLIN STATS:

• Gender: Female. But also just some guy. A little creature. A funky lil dude.
• Orientation: AroAce, aka I am here to be silly, not romantic. Love is cool, but have you ever had salt and vinegar chips?? Way better.
• Pronouns: Use whatever, I will respond. Call me "sir," "dude," "majesty," "fellow swamp goblin," it’s all good.

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NOW FOR THE STUFF I LOVE SO MUCH I MIGHT EXPLODE INTO A CLOUD OF SPARKLES AND FROG NOISES:

• SANRIO. I love those little guys. All of them. Afro Ken? ICONIC. Cinnamoroll? MY SON. If I had unlimited money, my entire existence would be a Sanrio-themed nightmare.
• INVADER ZIM. This show altered my brain chemistry in ways science cannot explain.
• HOOKY & MARIONETTA BY MIRIAM BONASTRE TUR. If you haven’t read them, what are you doing??? GO READ THEM. RIGHT NOW
• Alien Stage...fight me if you don't like it.

• DRAGON PUPPETEERING. I MAKE DRAGONS. OUT OF PAPER. WITH MY OWN TWO GREMLIN HANDS. Toasty is my favorite, he is a marshmallow dragon and he is perfect.
• FROGS. PERFECTION IN AN AMPHIBIAN. Little guys just sitting there. With their lil eyes. Sometimes they go ribbit. I am emotionally connected to every frog I have ever seen.
• SALT & VINEGAR CHIPS. If it does not physically hurt my tongue, is it even worth eating???
• ROBLOX. I am a chaos entity in block game form. If you wanna add me, just ask. Just know that I will probably drag you into whatever weird nonsense I’ve found that day.
• YELLING ABOUT MY INTERESTS. I do not shut up. I am SO normal about everything I like. (I am lying. I am the least normal person you will ever meet about my interests.)

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IMPORTANT THINGS TO KNOW BEFORE YOU ENGAGE WITH THE GREMLIN SWAMP:

• If you start a convo with me, you have willingly unleashed chaos. I am a yapping creature. I will talk so much. You have been warned.
• I am physically incapable of normal levels of enthusiasm. Everything is either "eh" or "I AM VIBRATING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS."
• freg freg frog frog >:D
• I am always down to talk about frogs, dragons, and weird niche internet stuff.
• I type like a gremlin sometimes. If I suddenly start talking like th1z 4nd u can't r34d 1t, lmk and I will return to human speech :p

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JOIN THE GREMLIN SWAMP. WE HAVE FROGS. AND MAYBE SNACKS. >:D

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