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previously known as RhetoricOffSublime_ though i got tired of it. besides, single-word usernames are all the rage with the kids nowadays. how do you do fellow kids, i also like radical skateboarding and watching instagram

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[if you] design a quest where i have to follow an NPC and they [move SLOWER than my running speed] but FASTER than my walking speed [you are] banned from making video [g]ames for [one] year

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hey guys my name's bowser kinda (not my irl name or even related but i got used to getting called that bc it's in my username) and i make kandi. a lot of kandi. i have a full storage container from ross and it couldn't hold all of it.

my favorite games are rhythm heaven, warioware, splatoon, rhythm heaven, rhythm heaven, pokemon, brain age, miitopia, and rhythm heaven. did i mention i'm into rhythm heaven?

my favorite shows are hamster & gretel and ENA. that's kinda it. oh and phineas & ferb that's rad as hell

my favorite aesthetics aside from scene are webcore (who could have guessed?!?!), frutiger aero/metro, and weirdcore

my other interests: linguistics, music (like discussing it and rating it and stuff), webcomics (castoff!!!)

i'm also an artist!!! i make art!!!!! sometimes digital sometimes physical. imagine splatoon inklings and/or rhythm heaven stepswitchers with animal crossing hands and object show faces and that's how i draw people

uhhhh

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literally me:

https://rateyourmusic.com/~bowserhistory

https://pokemonshowdown.com/users/historybowser

https://www.last.fm/user/InviteTheWalls (ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS!!!) (well it's technically two things since my username here isn't bowserhistory either)

https://genius.com/bowserhistory

https://bowsers-actual-strawpage.straw.page/ PLEASE VISIT MY STRAWPAGE I SPENT 3+ HOURS ON IT I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!! /silly