D34DB0DY_M4N's Profile

Yo! I’m samm

I use any/all (i literally do not care, come up with even the most ridiculous pronouns for me)

I love my beautiful gorgeous wife! (Sora_sanji) (look at this simp vro)

And my child! (L0RN4_)

I talk sorta like a Jim Gaffigan comedy routine, where I make self depreciating jokes in like parentheses (yeah no need to explain it buddy, they understand you’re neurodivergent. Plain as day)

Basically just Sniper if he was a teenage basement rat, with a little more energy and an anxiety disorder.

Please use tone tags or extra clarification when speaking to me because I’m slow as fuck.

Not Christian, but I do believe in the original teachings of Jesus Christ such as kindness, commitment, and community.

Massive feminist and punk

Fandoms and Interests!

Team fortress 2 (god I’m obsessed please someone drag me away)

Freak fortress (idk if this counts as separate from tf2)

Typical colors 2 (damn how many tf2 related interests do you have)

Forsaken

The walking dead

Stand up comedy

Paleontology

Still wakes the deep

Slashers

Invincible

Sharks

Art and shit (please check my Pinterest for art, I’m so much more active there)

Music!

Beach boys

Vengaboys

1914

Weird Al

Talking heads

Will wood

Aesop rock

Mf doom

Nuclear Bubble wrap

The dead milkmen

Dead kennedys

Oingo boingo

Laura veirs

Walter etc

Starbenders

Sulphur aeon

Adrianne lenker

Car seat headrest

Mom jeans

KMFDM

Miss construction

Cannibal corpse

Legit all I do is listen to music (it’s actually pathetic)

Dni!

Yk the basic shit, Pedos/Pedo supporters, Rapists, homo/transphobes, bigots, racists, nazis, people who romanticize abuse, Melanie Martinez supporters, Vivziepop supporters, trump supporters, proshippers, etc.

(If you are any of these and you interact I’m gonna BONK you/ref)

Byeee!! *crawls back into my goon cave*