I'm highly accident prone and was wondering if i had any others out there like me. I've often been told i must have one hell of a guardian angle that just face palms every time i leave my bed or room. Some classic examples of my disaster include but are not limited to: Getting hit in face with box of freight at work Punching self in face trying to open a box having box fall and hit sternum ran over foot with pallet jack crashing into a display hitting self in face with loose display part hitting self in gut with butter knife whilst cooking nearly choking on Ramen